The Tale of Pepe Wheelin Daily
Pepe Wheelin Daily wasn’t always like this.
Once, he was a simple high school science teacher. He taught Newton’s Laws, drank instant coffee, and believed in compound interest, not compound leverage.
But it started with one coin… A meme with no purpose. No utility. Just hype. $FROGROCKET launched on Pump.fun — and Pepe was in early. He made 2x in 7 minutes. The adrenaline hit harder than any dopamine rush his classroom ever gave him.
From there, he was hooked. He wheeled daily. Each trade became more degenerate. He aped into rugs, chased green candles, and ignored every red flag Telegram ever screamed.
His wife begged him to stop. “Sell it now,” she whispered. But he didn’t. She left.
The dev was anonymous but sounded confident. He sold the last of his retirement fund, set a limit order… and watched as the chart collapsed in real-time. A 98% dump in 40 seconds. The dev wallet drained liquidity. The website was deleted.
In that moment, he knew: this would be his last trade.
Then came $INKPEPE. He walked to a late-night tattoo shop with trembling hands. Told the artist: “Put it here. On my hips. ‘InkPEPE.’ I need to remember this.”
He lost his savings, his wife, and his peace. Alone, broke, and haunted, he inked $INKPEPE on his hips. A permanent reminder of memecoin regret.
